Origin of CakeHoarder: Unabridged

When he brought it home, though, he couldn't bring himself to eat it. It was too well made. A triple decker confectionery with crystalline blue sugar topping, sparkling in the light.

Fell in love with the cake, a truly odd case. But when he looked at it's wide middle and bottom layers in relation to it's smaller, dainty top layer, he couldn't help it. It was perfection.

But as a human, he could never be with a cake. It was unheard of! Illegal even! The neighbors would point and laugh, and throw pitchforks at him if he were to indulge in his wishes.

Not to mention the expiration date. 

In his hour of despair, walked to the window and looked out into the starry sky. One star in particular caught his eye. A large, round, blue dazzling diamond, not unlike the crumbly goodness on top of his spongy love. Staring at the star, he whispered "Please... make her like me... let our love be true."

Nothing happened.

turned sadly, giving up hope, heart broken. Closing his eyes, he let sadness set in, knowing his one true love was never meant to be.

But, even without sight, he could still hear. And in front of him, he could hear the creak of wood under stress... his table...

Opening his eyes, he found that the cake was missing! But in its place was something so adorable it brought a tear to his eye.

Sat on the table, pudgy muffin top pushing at her denim shorts and pink top, barely able to restrain her plump belly. 

For a second all the two could do was stare at each other. But without a word, both and ran towards each other and joined in a warm embrace.

It was love at first sight.

And they lived Happily Ever After.

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TRU FAX, BRO! :U